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After being denied a kiss by a neighbor 39 years her junior, a 92-year-old Florida woman allegedly returned to her home, retrieved a .380 semi-automatic handgun, and fired several shots into the man’s residence.

Aged pistolero Helen Staudinger was arrested last night and charged with aggravated assault and firing into an occupied dwelling, according to a Marion County Sheriff’s Office report. Staudinger is pictured in the mug shot below. (via)

Posted on March 24, 2011 via Cellar Door with 287 notes

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  The weird-ass crimes always seem...come out of Florida…
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  shit i’m going...florida next month
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  …and her name had to be Helen…
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  BAHAHAHAHA POOR THING
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